What jobs exist simply because people are idiots?

Updated on : January 20, 2022 by Louie Mills



What jobs exist simply because people are idiots?

  1. Police (local and national), in addition to specialists such as DEA, INS, TSA etc.
  2. NSA, CIA, etc.
  3. Street sweepers removing trash
  4. Safety in stores and hospital emergencies
  5. Doormen in discos and pubs
  6. Parking guards
  7. Supermarket trolley collectors
  8. Better Business Bureau, FCC, Trade Standards, Consumer Association, Information Commissioner, OfCom, etc.

and there is much more. I'm going to quit smoking now before I get depressed (again) by the disaster called Homo Sapiens.

Lawyers. Lawyers. Barristers. Lawyers. Whatever you call them. Yes, they are necessary in our world, but only because people are idiots. It's true for both defenders and prosecutors. If people weren't assholes, you wouldn't need prosecutors, because people wouldn't normally commit robbery / larceny / robbery / rape / arson / murder (jerk moves) in the first place; And even with the ones who did, they wouldn't spend a lot of effort lying, covering it up and denying it (jerk move).

As for the lawyers who spend all day helping the rich to set up the game and

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Lawyers. Lawyers. Barristers. Lawyers. Whatever you call them. Yes, they are necessary in our world, but only because people are idiots. It's true for both defenders and prosecutors. If people weren't assholes, you wouldn't need prosecutors, because people wouldn't normally commit robbery / larceny / robbery / rape / arson / murder (jerk moves) in the first place; And even with the ones who did, they wouldn't spend a lot of effort lying, covering it up and denying it (jerk move).

As for the lawyers who spend all day helping the rich stack the game and rig the game against the less wealthy, the same is true. If the rich man weren't an idiot, that activity wouldn't be happening in the first place. Also, lawyers who are good at this kind of advocacy, and have no regrets about it, and have great sophistic explanations for why it is really noble and great, are idiots themselves. So if humans weren't idiots, that particular kind of crap wouldn't exist either.

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